L.L.S. Ladies Love Schmidt.
I find New Girl's Schmidt absolutely hilarious, and he's currently my favorite character to watch on TV. You really just don't know what he's going to say next, but you can bet that it will be something that calls for a dollar in the douchebag jar.
Sure, Schmidt is a complete tool, but he's also so oblivious to his douchebag-i-ness that it makes him somewhat endearing. Plus, he's just so darn funny! Here are some of my favorite quotes from Schmidt:
"You got some Schmidt on your face" after slapping Jess' ex-boyfriend in the Schmidt Happens episode.
"Okay. Uh, country's broke...Betty White's back" summing up what happened in the past two years to Winston in The Peen What Jess Saw episode.
And all of these are from the Hank Sgiving episode. It was a good episode, alright?
"The most sexy holidays are the 4th of July, Independence Day obviously, Women's History Month, and Christmas."
"My Lasik eye is freaking out" and "It's like a Prince video in here" while fanning out the smoke from the flames that erupted as a result of trying to defrost a frozen turkey in the dryer.
"You really think she'd eat me up? Like buffet-style, like all you can eat? 'Cause I got that prime rib, yo. Carving station, plates are warm, sneeze guard, kids eat for free...I mean, except for the last..." in response to Jess saying that CeCe would eat him up.
Only Schmidt can bring life to these quotes and make them even more hilarious than simply reading them, so if you haven't tuned in to New Girl yet, give it a try on Tuesday!